Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...



MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

A Sad girl was sitting with her husband

Husband: U r d second most beautiful girl, I've ever seen.

Girl: Who's the first?


Husband: It's YOU When u sM¡le.

Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr
   
dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?     
   
Shohar:    

   
   
ghalti to me ne ki ha?    
to saza us gharib ko Q dein."    

Doctor:
Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai.
Ye neend ki goliyan hain

BIWI:
ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?

Doctor:

Ye aap ne khani hain....

A Man goes to a shop:

"I need a ladies suit..?"
 
Shopkeeper:

"Sir, Begum kay liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaon?"