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Abhi B waqt hai BHAAG ja@

sibtain Shaadi SMS

Teacher:
Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko ghorey par Q bithaya jata hai..?
Student:
Last warning di jati hai k..
Abhi B waqt hai BHAAG ja@

 

One time a man asked Hazrat Ali (A.S)

Shaadi SMS
One time a man asked Hazrat Ali (A.S)
"show me ALLAH if HE exist"
He replied:
"Look at the Sun"
Man replied:
"I can't see, bcz the rays hurt my eyes"
Hazrat Ali said "If you can't look at the creation, then how will you be able to look at the CREATOR?''
 

Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath

Shaadi SMS
Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)
 

Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge

Shaadi SMS
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..
 

Shaadi k pehle: Darling

Shaadi SMS
Shaadi k pehle: Darling!!
tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi.

Shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!
 

What’s hypnotism

Shaadi SMS
Pati: What’s hypnotism?

Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein
kar K us se man chaha kaam
karwana.

Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte hein.
 
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