Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain ?

Pathan:
Eagle

Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?

Pathan:
illegal.   "

Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di

Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi

Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di

Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..

Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O

Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai:-)

Sardar-

Muje e.mail bnana hy

Sardar

Sardarg

Sardar123

Sardarabc

Koe b nhe mil rha

Major Rohail-

Tum “AKALMAND SARDAR” try kro

100% mil jye ga

Sardar apna mobile
Qabristan main dfna rha tha
.
Major Rohail:
Sardar G Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Sardar:
Yaar dukan wale ne kha hai k
Mobile "DEAD" ho gya hai

Major Rohail-
Aaj tere mobile pr bohat phone,sms ur miss call aa rhe hy?
.
Sardar Fakhar k sath bola
"O G ajj me apni baji ka mobile lya hu"

ONE DAY A MAN ASKED TO SARDAR

"MR.SARDAR DOES ANY BIG AND GREAT POEPLE BORN IN YOUR COUNTRY.

SARDAR:NO SIR ONLY SMALL BABIES