A girl sent most expensive Bird
As a gift
to her Sardar Boy friend
Next day
She asked about the gift
Gf: How was the bird??
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Srdr: very tasty;)

Ek pathan galti sy mayat wali bus me char gya
Logon ne pathan ko bohat mara.
Jab pathan bus sy utra to aik admi
ne pucha Khan sahb tum ko bus walon ne q mara?

Sardar:
Cheel ko english mai kya kehte hain ?

Pathan:
Eagle

Sardar:
Agar cheel beemar hojaye to ?

Pathan:
illegal.   "

Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


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Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di

Sardar Ko English Nai Ati Thi

Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di

Police Ne Use Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..

Wife:wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O

Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te Ma Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai:-)

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