Sara: My grand father lived 96 years.

He never used glasses

Chaudhary:

O menu pta ae!

Kuj log sidha bolltle nu e mu la lende ne

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?

Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi
Es lai tawanon roti khawai

Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q'n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.

"Pakistani di mushkil"

kaar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

ty
marran tu baad hisab arbi wich dawo.

Aikhyean Ty do ye chngyena s'an

''Mein  ty Char kar behtan wan''

ROG ty hoor ve bary s'an yaro

Ishaq da rog ve la behtan  wan ''

Sary rog ty met jandy ny ''sham''

ay kyri dhyni thkha behtan wan