A man & a pretty woman who had never met before found themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.
The man on the top bunk & the lady on the bottom bunk.
During the night, man woke & asked "sorry to bother u but would u reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, i'm freezing!"
"I've a better idea" she replied, "y don't we pretend we are married?"
"wow what a great idea!" he said.
"good" she said, "get ur own blanket you lazy bastard!" ;->
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