A lakarhara loses hz axe & lord ofers hm both gold & silver bt he takes hz own axe & seeing hz honesty lord gves hm all 3.Nw ths lbkarhara goes again to forest wid hs wife.Bt hz wife falls into da river he cries n pleads 2 da lord 2 give hm hs wife. Lord brings out angelina jolie & asked 'is ths ur wife' he replied yes.Lord said 'u lied n u r gona b punished' he said'wait lord i lied coz if i had said no u wudve taken out cameron diaz if den i said no u wudve taken out my wife n seeing my honesty u wudve gven me all 3.Bt m a poor man i cant keep all 3 so i said yes to angelina
Moral: Men r honest liars:-)
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