Shadeed Garmi mai Bus Stop py Log bus K intizar mai khare thy, ek Faqir aya, Sub sy Bheek Li



aur Rikshaw mai baith kr chaLa gya...

 Jawanon k Liye Ehem Nasihatein

1) Khud ko mobile mai itna na mashghool rakho k samne se koi Lush Push bachi guzar jaye or tumhe pata bhi na chale.

2) Bike ho ya Car, kabhi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai, balke ye samjho k ye to rocket hai.

3)Koshish karo k apne hum-umro se bad-zabani
na karo,
direct sir phar do kaminay ka.


4) Taaleem har kisi ka haq hai, zyada parh k kahin aisa na ho k tum kisi ka haq mar lo. ;-)
 

A man & a pretty woman who had never met before found themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.
The man on the top bunk & the lady on the bottom bunk.

During the night, man woke & asked "sorry to bother u but would u reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, i'm freezing!"

"I've a better idea" she replied, "y don't we pretend we are married?"

"wow what a great idea!" he said.

"good" she said, "get ur own blanket you lazy bastard!" ;->

A lakarhara loses hz axe & lord ofers hm both gold & silver bt he takes hz own axe & seeing hz honesty lord gves hm all 3.Nw ths lbkarhara goes again to forest wid hs wife.Bt hz wife falls into da river he cries n pleads 2 da lord 2 give hm hs wife. Lord brings out angelina jolie & asked 'is ths ur wife' he replied yes.Lord said 'u lied n u r gona b punished' he said'wait lord i lied coz if i had said no u wudve taken out cameron diaz if den i said no u wudve taken out my wife n seeing my honesty u wudve gven me all 3.Bt m a poor man i cant keep all 3 so i said yes to angelina
Moral: Men r honest liars:-)

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay  Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)

Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun?
Dost: To bank se loan le lo
Pathan: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai...

Ek Lerki

ßikhry baal

ßura haal

nange paer

raat me Akele bhag rhi thi

cheekhti chillati

BACHAO BACHAO

2 Larky uske peeche bhag rahe thhe,,,









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