A lady to beggar: "i hv seen u s0me where.....
bt cant remmbr"

Beggr: "OH MADAM  u f0rg0t".

Kehty hain khuda sy qismat mango hunar nahi
kyun k agr ap k pass ache kismat ho to
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(KOLAVERi Di) jese song bhi hit ho sakty hain:D

-Window was a square hole in a room.
-Application was something written in paper.
-Mouse was an animal.
-Keyboard was a Piano.
-File was an important office material.
-Hard Drive was an uncomfortable road trip.
-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue.
-Web was spider's home.
-Virus was flu.
-Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
-We couldn't "UNDO" anything we had done.

1 Lukhnowi Nawab Karachi Aaya Or 1 Bachay Se
Rasta Pochnay Ko Ruka: Huzoor,
Ek Takleef deni thi Apko?
Bacha: salaay,
Hath to laga k dekh teri wat lagadunga.......

Teacher:

Quaid-e-Azam or Allama Iqbal mai kya chez Same hy?

Pathan:

Dono school ki chutti waly din Paida Huwy. :)

(,")<( )> Dimag Dekh yar. /> Pathan ka?

A joke but Fact of life...
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Men would never lie so much..
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If women would not ask so many questions
 

Boy friend
(Bohat romantic andaz me):
Jaan dekho main tumhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya!
Girl friend:

Masoom Mohabbat ka
Bas itna Fasana hai
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AMMI ghar se Nikalney nahi deti

Aur
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Mujhe aj date pe jaana hai