A lakarhara loses hz axe & lord ofers hm both gold & silver bt he takes hz own axe & seeing hz honesty lord gves hm all 3.Nw ths lbkarhara goes again to forest wid hs wife.Bt hz wife falls into da river he cries n pleads 2 da lord 2 give hm hs wife. Lord brings out angelina jolie & asked 'is ths ur wife' he replied yes.Lord said 'u lied n u r gona b punished' he said'wait lord i lied coz if i had said no u wudve taken out cameron diaz if den i said no u wudve taken out my wife n seeing my honesty u wudve gven me all 3.Bt m a poor man i cant keep all 3 so i said yes to angelina
Moral: Men r honest liars:-)

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay  Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)

Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun?
Dost: To bank se loan le lo
Pathan: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai...

Ek Lerki

ßikhry baal

ßura haal

nange paer

raat me Akele bhag rhi thi

cheekhti chillati

BACHAO BACHAO

2 Larky uske peeche bhag rahe thhe,,,









KYA HUA HOGA..??



















Jan'ny k lye dekhiye

"C.I.D"
Is Shukrwar Rat 10 bje sirf
"SONY Entertainment Television"par'':-)

The quote of advertisement written in front of a beauty parlour:

"Dont whistle at the girl going out from here, She might be ur grand mother";-)

Lagaan by Rajnikant:-

Climax Scene:

1 ball 24 runs needed.

bowler bowls,

Rajni hits,

ball splits in 4 pieces,

all pieces go for 6\'s

India wins!

Yenna rascala,

MIND IT.......

Gadha B Jo Na Khahey Wo Ghas Ho Tum

Stupid Idiot Bakwas Ho Tum

52 Jokeron Wali Tash Ho Tum

Insan B 3rd Class Ho Tum

Par Jo B Ho Yaar
Dost Bohat Khas HO TUM.

Larki ny jeans utari or PAPPU sy kaha MUJHY LARKI HONY KA EHSAS DILAO,PAPPU ny bhi jeans utari or kaha...  
 JAO DONON JEANS DHO K LAO. 
G oye pappu ...!;-)