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To improve exam system

Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL

To improve exam system,
same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit, that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.

6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers written

 

Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo farzan

Humari mohabat ka imtehan mat lo farzana,

Hamaray pahle he imtehan ho rahay hain salaana.... ;p

 

*******SUPPLY*******

Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko dekh,

wo exam may first ayee hai !! . . . . . . .

Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha,

tabhi to supply aii hai

 

Kehdo un pharno walo say

Kehdo un pharno walo say,
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kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
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jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
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utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy
 

HENCE PROVED

Eq.1:
study=dont fail
Eq.2:
dont study=fail
adding eq 1&2
study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking common
study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol:study=fail.
HENCE PROVED.;-)
 
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