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I am a killer.

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I am a killer.

Apun paise ke
Liye logon ko marta hai

Par tu apun ka Dost hai

Apun tere ko free men marey ga.

  '"Dhazzz'" '"Dhazzz'"

 

Mere Sone Ka time HöGya hai,

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(! ! Dunia
 .!!. Walon..

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Mere Sone Ka time HöGya hai,
GÖÖD NIGHT;-)

 

06 din pehle........

Ham ap k dil main rehte hain is liye har dard sehte hain koi ham se pehle ap ko wish na kar de is liye 06  din pehle........
 
 ,:*"*;,    ,:*"*;,
 * AAP  * *KO *
 __)(__     __)(__
        ,:*"*;,
       "*Ramazan*
        __)(__
 ,:*"*:,       ,*"*,
*MUB*      *ARAK*
__)(__khte__)(_hen

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I wantd 2 wish u Gööd morning

           .:!i!i!:.
  (".)=!i!i!i!i!i!i:. 
         ¿J ¿J ¿J
SORRY
my türtlè is  Late
I wantd 2 wish u
Gööd morning
but it walked 2 s£ow So GÖÖd afternoon:-)

 

"Phir B Dil hai Pakistani!"

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"Na Bijlii, Na Paani"

"Phir B Dil hai Pakistani!"

HapPy InDePeNd3nCe MoNtH...

 

Kya Ap LUCKY ho

Kya Ap LUCKY ho

YES/NO

Agr LUCKY ho to nechy sms prho agr nhi to nechy mt jna




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\,,/"( lucky)\
     //\\  //\\
OY LUCKY LUCKY Oy

 

Have a nice day& GOOD MORNING

_/\_'W¡SHiNg U'
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,,,*,,,;...(")=(")..,,,.*
 FRESH N COOL
 ., ,* Mosam,,* ,
¤,,,OosAmm,,,¤Have a nice day& GOOD MORNING

 
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