A short story

When body was first made, all parts wanted to be the Boss. Brain said I bcoz I decide.
Feet said us and so did the Heart Lungs, Hands, and Eyes.
Finally Asshole said I should be the Boss.
All parts started laughing.
So Asshole went on strike, blocked itself, and refused to open. In a short time, Hands cranked, Eyes blurred, Ears emitted hot air, Brain got heavy, Heart and Lungs panicked...
So they all agreed that Asshole should be the BOSS !

Moral:
It does'nt matter how talented you are... Any Asshole can be your Boss

Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.

Larki:
Lux

Larka:
Ajeeb itifaq hy, meri kamzori ka b yahi raz hy::)

Pathan-

Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy?

Major Rohail-

Hamary han sirf LARKI ko

Dalney ka ravaj hy

Pathan-

Hum pehle LARKI ur phir

LARKEY ko dalta hy

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NOTON KA HAAR

Chaudhary: sex kro ge?

Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho

Chaudhary: pher kya hua?

Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy

Chaudhary: Bijli ke taar aur larki mei kya common hy?

Sarah: Jb Dono nangi hun tu jaan nikal deti hein

Anti Misba-

Aaj se sex krte waqat main

Tumhara L*N muu mei nhi

Dalu ge

Major Rohail-

Kyu Janu?

Anti Misba-

Doctor ne CHOTEY GOSHT se

Mana kya hy

Sara:

Judge sab mere husband ne meri izzat loot le

Judge: wo kese

Sara

Sex se pehle muj se wada kya tha k jewlry set le k den ge

Aj tk nhe le k dya