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Sajdon k Ewiz mile firdos ye baat mujhe manzoor nhi

Sajdon k Ewiz mile firdos ye baat mujhe manzoor nhi...

Be lous ibadat krta hon banda hon tera mazdor nhi...(Allama iqbal)

 

aur Rikshaw mai baith kr chaLa gya...

Shadeed Garmi mai Bus Stop py Log bus K intizar mai khare thy, ek Faqir aya, Sub sy Bheek Li



aur Rikshaw mai baith kr chaLa gya...

 

Jawanon k Liye Ehem Nasihatein

 Jawanon k Liye Ehem Nasihatein

1) Khud ko mobile mai itna na mashghool rakho k samne se koi Lush Push bachi guzar jaye or tumhe pata bhi na chale.

2) Bike ho ya Car, kabhi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai, balke ye samjho k ye to rocket hai.

3)Koshish karo k apne hum-umro se bad-zabani
na karo,
direct sir phar do kaminay ka.


4) Taaleem har kisi ka haq hai, zyada parh k kahin aisa na ho k tum kisi ka haq mar lo. ;-)
 

 

pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta hon

Mai ne kaha k pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta hon
"Faraz"



Us ne muskra k kaha " humara is dafa bijli ka bill tm dena.

<('.') //>
_/\_oh teri !

 

A man & a pretty woman

A man & a pretty woman who had never met before found themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.
The man on the top bunk & the lady on the bottom bunk.

During the night, man woke & asked "sorry to bother u but would u reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, i'm freezing!"

"I've a better idea" she replied, "y don't we pretend we are married?"

"wow what a great idea!" he said.

"good" she said, "get ur own blanket you lazy bastard!" ;->

 

Love Is Not Only Made For Lovers!

Love Is Not Only Made For Lovers!

It Is Also Made 4 True Friends.

A True Friend Can Love More Than A Lover!

 

waada tha

arz kiya hai.............

ki vaada tha unka khwabo me milne ka...........

ki vaada tha unka khwabo me milne ka...........

hamari badkismati thi ki hame neend na aayi............




 

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