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Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho

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Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz



Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...




Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.
 

Kitna haseen phir say nazara bana diya

Abdul Qadir Urdu Poetry SMS

Kitna haseen phir say nazara bana diya,

Aysa lagta hai khuda nay tumko dubara bana diya,

Aya tha imtihan may mazmoon husn par,

Parchay may maynay chehra tumhara ban diya...

 

DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,

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ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain

magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai

Q K


DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,

 

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.

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Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,

Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,

Pathan ne apni Begum ka  N I C de dia

Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do, 

Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass.. 

Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.

 

ap nahate phr b nhi hO

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Pakistan me
1 samandar

5 darya

9 dame

1843 nahren

638246 kuwain

98834672 nalkey

93167346 tankiyan

734219465 tOtiyan

Pr DOST,
ap nahate phr b nhi hO? :-D
 

yeh Brrrr Brrrr kyo krta he

sibtain Funny SMS
1 pthan 2nd pathan se puchta he k,
Yara kya tm ne generator me petrol ki jaga COCACOLA DALA HE?

2nd pathan;nhn yara

1st pthan:to yeh Brrrr Brrrr  kyo krta he?
 

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

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Kon kehta hai Pakistan main ghum hain? Khushiyan bhi boht hain.!

1. Light aane ki khushi

2. Bazar main shopping k bad zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi.

3. Bus main seat milne ki khushi

4. Taweel arse bad double sawari khulne ki khushi

5. Namaz parhne k bad khud kush hamle se bachne ki khushi

6. Bus se utarne k bad apne mobile ko apni jaib main dekhne ki khushi

7. Ghar wapis aane k bad mobile na chin jane ki khushi! :>
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD
 
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